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Internet Ruined Me by Wilbur Soot - Guitar Chords

Artist Wilbur Soot How to play the guitar chord A.jpg How to play the guitar chord Dmaj7.jpg How to play the guitar chord Bm.jpg How to play the guitar chord Csharpm.jpg How to play the guitar chord E.jpg

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            These are the chord shapes that Wilbur plays differently in the recording.
All the others should sound fine as barre chords.

       EADGBe
A:     x076xx
Dmaj7: x576xx

[Intro]

    F#m7                Esus2
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|--7--7----7--7--7-----7--7--7----7--7--7---|
G|--9 -9----9--9--9-----9--9--9----9--9--9---|
D|--7--7----7--7--7-----9--9--9----9--9--9---|
A|--9--9----9--9--9-----7--7--7----7--7--7---|
E|-------------------------------------------|
    Dmaj7sus2           A
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|--5--5----5--5--5--------------------------|
G|--6--6----6--6--6-----6--6--6----6--6--6---|
D|--7--7----7--7--7-----7--7--7----7--7--7---|
A|--5--5----5--5--5-----0--0--0----0--0--0---|
E|-------------------------------------------|

   Dmaj7           Dmaj7(13)
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------0-----------|
G|-6-6-6---6-6-6-----6-6----------|
D|-7-7-7---7-7-7----7---7---------|
A|-5-5-5---5-5-5---5--------------|
E|--------------------------------|

   Dmaj7           Bm
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|
G|-6-6-6---6-6-6---7-7-7-7---7-7--|
D|-7-7-7---7-7-7---9-9-9-9---9-9--|
A|-5-5-5---5-5-5---9-9-9-9---9-9--|
E|-----------------7-7-7-7---7-7--|


[Verse 1]

Dmaj7                A
My keyboard's like my heart
                                 Dmaj7
It shines in RGB and it's full of blood
                                A
I don't know what is wrong with me
                             Dmaj7
But I'm scared, pissed off and lonely
                           A
I have trouble speaking to women
                          Dmaj7
Unless they're 2D or high definition
                            A
Spend all my time on social media
            Bm
This is the state that i'm in

[Interlude]

Dmaj7 A Dmaj7 A

[Verse 2]

Dmaj7                     A
My twitter feed's like my brain
                        Dmaj7
'Cause i have it on dark mode
                        A
Memorize everything she says
                             Dmaj7
So i can use it to guess her passcode

Dmaj7
She's beauty
     A
She's grace
                               Dmaj7
She has a profile picture of a gorgeous face
                    A
To try and get more sponsors
   Bm
To try and get more sponsors

Dmaj7

[Chorus]

Bm   C#m          Dmaj7
But why don't you care?
      Bm             C#m
I've spent the past ten years of my life
Dmaj7
Making you prepare
        Bm                    C#m
You're political enough but not contrary
Dmaj7
Sexual enough but not enough to scare me
Bm        C#m                    Dmaj7
Give me a reason not to be on my knees
    E5
The internet has ruined me

    F#m7                Esus2
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|--7--7----7--7--7-----7--7--7----7--7--7---|
G|--9 -9----9--9--9-----9--9--9----9--9--9---|
D|--7--7----7--7--7-----9--9--9----9--9--9---|
A|--9--9----9--9--9-----7--7--7----7--7--7---|
E|-------------------------------------------|
    Dmaj7sus2           A
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|--5--5----5--5--5--------------------------|
G|--6--6----6--6--6-----6--6--6----6--6--6---|
D|--7--7----7--7--7-----7--7--7----7--7--7---|
A|--5--5----5--5--5-----0--0--0----0--0--0---|
E|-------------------------------------------|

   Dmaj7           Dmaj7(13)
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------0-----------|
G|-6-6-6---6-6-6-----6-6----------|
D|-7-7-7---7-7-7----7---7---------|
A|-5-5-5---5-5-5---5--------------|
E|--------------------------------|

   Dmaj7           Bm
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|
G|-6-6-6---6-6-6---7-7-7-7---7-7--|
D|-7-7-7---7-7-7---9-9-9-9---9-9--|
A|-5-5-5---5-5-5---9-9-9-9---9-9--|
E|-----------------7-7-7-7---7-7--|

Repeat

[Verse 3]
Dmaj7                       A
Look I know I must sound insane
                        Dmaj7
But that's part of the package
                             A
If she can't handle me at my worst
                            Dmaj7
She don't deserve my mental baggage
                         A
I know you want six foot four
                                   Dmaj7
But one foot more and i'd almost be tall enough
                                  A
To reach the high shelf, Be your incel
                     Bm        Dmaj7       A
I think I might be a threat to myself
            Dmaj7
A threat to myself
A      Bm       A

[Chorus]
    Bm      C#m    Dmaj7
But why does she run
 Bm                     C#m                     Dmaj7
When i'm monthly giving her fifty percent of my income
    Bm           C#m
It feels like my ideas of affection
   Dmaj7
are based around artificial perfection
Bm      C#m    Dmaj7
I just want to appease
    E5
The internet has ruined me

    F#m7                Esus2
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|--7--7----7--7--7-----7--7--7----7--7--7---|
G|--9 -9----9--9--9-----9--9--9----9--9--9---|
D|--7--7----7--7--7-----9--9--9----9--9--9---|
A|--9--9----9--9--9-----7--7--7----7--7--7---|
E|-------------------------------------------|
    Dmaj7sus2           A
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|--5--5----5--5--5--------------------------|
G|--6--6----6--6--6-----6--6--6----6--6--6---|
D|--7--7----7--7--7-----7--7--7----7--7--7---|
A|--5--5----5--5--5-----0--0--0----0--0--0---|
E|-------------------------------------------|
 
   Dmaj7           Dmaj7(13)
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------0-----------|
G|-6-6-6---6-6-6-----6-6----------|
D|-7-7-7---7-7-7----7---7---------|
A|-5-5-5---5-5-5---5--------------|
E|--------------------------------|
 
   Dmaj7           Bm
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|
G|-6-6-6---6-6-6---7-7-7-7---7-7--|
D|-7-7-7---7-7-7---9-9-9-9---9-9--|
A|-5-5-5---5-5-5---9-9-9-9---9-9--|
E|-----------------7-7-7-7---7-7--|

x2

[Outro]
                         A
We used to sleep on call together
                         Dmaj7
We used to sleep on call together
                         A
We used to sleep on call together
                         Dmaj7
We used to sleep on call together
                         A
We used to sleep on call together
                         Dmaj7
We used to sleep on call together
                         A
We used to sleep on call together
           E
We used to sleep 
        

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