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These are the chord shapes that Wilbur plays differently in the recording.
All the others should sound fine as barre chords.
EADGBe
A: x076xx
Dmaj7: x576xx
[Intro]
F#m7 Esus2
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|--7--7----7--7--7-----7--7--7----7--7--7---|
G|--9 -9----9--9--9-----9--9--9----9--9--9---|
D|--7--7----7--7--7-----9--9--9----9--9--9---|
A|--9--9----9--9--9-----7--7--7----7--7--7---|
E|-------------------------------------------|
Dmaj7sus2 A
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|--5--5----5--5--5--------------------------|
G|--6--6----6--6--6-----6--6--6----6--6--6---|
D|--7--7----7--7--7-----7--7--7----7--7--7---|
A|--5--5----5--5--5-----0--0--0----0--0--0---|
E|-------------------------------------------|
Dmaj7 Dmaj7(13)
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------0-----------|
G|-6-6-6---6-6-6-----6-6----------|
D|-7-7-7---7-7-7----7---7---------|
A|-5-5-5---5-5-5---5--------------|
E|--------------------------------|
Dmaj7 Bm
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|
G|-6-6-6---6-6-6---7-7-7-7---7-7--|
D|-7-7-7---7-7-7---9-9-9-9---9-9--|
A|-5-5-5---5-5-5---9-9-9-9---9-9--|
E|-----------------7-7-7-7---7-7--|
[Verse 1]
Dmaj7 A
My keyboard's like my heart
Dmaj7
It shines in RGB and it's full of blood
A
I don't know what is wrong with me
Dmaj7
But I'm scared, pissed off and lonely
A
I have trouble speaking to women
Dmaj7
Unless they're 2D or high definition
A
Spend all my time on social media
Bm
This is the state that i'm in
[Interlude]
Dmaj7 A Dmaj7 A
[Verse 2]
Dmaj7 A
My twitter feed's like my brain
Dmaj7
'Cause i have it on dark mode
A
Memorize everything she says
Dmaj7
So i can use it to guess her passcode
Dmaj7
She's beauty
A
She's grace
Dmaj7
She has a profile picture of a gorgeous face
A
To try and get more sponsors
Bm
To try and get more sponsors
Dmaj7
[Chorus]
Bm C#m Dmaj7
But why don't you care?
Bm C#m
I've spent the past ten years of my life
Dmaj7
Making you prepare
Bm C#m
You're political enough but not contrary
Dmaj7
Sexual enough but not enough to scare me
Bm C#m Dmaj7
Give me a reason not to be on my knees
E5
The internet has ruined me
F#m7 Esus2
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|--7--7----7--7--7-----7--7--7----7--7--7---|
G|--9 -9----9--9--9-----9--9--9----9--9--9---|
D|--7--7----7--7--7-----9--9--9----9--9--9---|
A|--9--9----9--9--9-----7--7--7----7--7--7---|
E|-------------------------------------------|
Dmaj7sus2 A
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|--5--5----5--5--5--------------------------|
G|--6--6----6--6--6-----6--6--6----6--6--6---|
D|--7--7----7--7--7-----7--7--7----7--7--7---|
A|--5--5----5--5--5-----0--0--0----0--0--0---|
E|-------------------------------------------|
Dmaj7 Dmaj7(13)
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------0-----------|
G|-6-6-6---6-6-6-----6-6----------|
D|-7-7-7---7-7-7----7---7---------|
A|-5-5-5---5-5-5---5--------------|
E|--------------------------------|
Dmaj7 Bm
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|
G|-6-6-6---6-6-6---7-7-7-7---7-7--|
D|-7-7-7---7-7-7---9-9-9-9---9-9--|
A|-5-5-5---5-5-5---9-9-9-9---9-9--|
E|-----------------7-7-7-7---7-7--|
Repeat
[Verse 3]
Dmaj7 A
Look I know I must sound insane
Dmaj7
But that's part of the package
A
If she can't handle me at my worst
Dmaj7
She don't deserve my mental baggage
A
I know you want six foot four
Dmaj7
But one foot more and i'd almost be tall enough
A
To reach the high shelf, Be your incel
Bm Dmaj7 A
I think I might be a threat to myself
Dmaj7
A threat to myself
A Bm A
[Chorus]
Bm C#m Dmaj7
But why does she run
Bm C#m Dmaj7
When i'm monthly giving her fifty percent of my income
Bm C#m
It feels like my ideas of affection
Dmaj7
are based around artificial perfection
Bm C#m Dmaj7
I just want to appease
E5
The internet has ruined me
F#m7 Esus2
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|--7--7----7--7--7-----7--7--7----7--7--7---|
G|--9 -9----9--9--9-----9--9--9----9--9--9---|
D|--7--7----7--7--7-----9--9--9----9--9--9---|
A|--9--9----9--9--9-----7--7--7----7--7--7---|
E|-------------------------------------------|
Dmaj7sus2 A
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|--5--5----5--5--5--------------------------|
G|--6--6----6--6--6-----6--6--6----6--6--6---|
D|--7--7----7--7--7-----7--7--7----7--7--7---|
A|--5--5----5--5--5-----0--0--0----0--0--0---|
E|-------------------------------------------|
Dmaj7 Dmaj7(13)
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------0-----------|
G|-6-6-6---6-6-6-----6-6----------|
D|-7-7-7---7-7-7----7---7---------|
A|-5-5-5---5-5-5---5--------------|
E|--------------------------------|
Dmaj7 Bm
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|
G|-6-6-6---6-6-6---7-7-7-7---7-7--|
D|-7-7-7---7-7-7---9-9-9-9---9-9--|
A|-5-5-5---5-5-5---9-9-9-9---9-9--|
E|-----------------7-7-7-7---7-7--|
x2
[Outro]
A
We used to sleep on call together
Dmaj7
We used to sleep on call together
A
We used to sleep on call together
Dmaj7
We used to sleep on call together
A
We used to sleep on call together
Dmaj7
We used to sleep on call together
A
We used to sleep on call together
E
We used to sleep